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Mark Twain on the Bible by fiskefyren Mark Twain on the Bible by fiskefyren
I guess he isn't a fan of all the murderer and rape (amongst other things) in the Bible either
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TheWittenburger Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If you focus on the bad things in anything, you'll hate everything.
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fiskefyren Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014
But I do hate everything ^^ you're a little too late :3
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HershelGreene Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014  New member
Atheists are soo funny :D

They make no sense at all
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fiskefyren Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014
No sense? How so? I think this makes perfect sense and I'm an Agnostic. He says that he is bothered with how the Bible teaches people to stone rude children to death, that rapists should marry their rape victim by force, that Earth is flat etc. and that he isn't really bothered by the parts he doesn't understand, like some of the more non-sensible verses in the Bible. But I know that you're too stupid to understand this rather simple concept, that is why you say it "make no sense at all".
-with love from an Agnostic
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HershelGreene Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  New member
Where does it tell you to stone kids, rape and marry women, and that the Earth is flat??? We reading the same bible??? Or are you just illiterate? Probably just illiterate, because I'm pretty sure Jesus stopped the stoning of a prostitute, and came up with the famous line "let those without sin cast the first stone"... you sir... are an idiot :P
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fiskefyren Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2014
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Enjoy, inbred.
-with love from an Agnostic

PS. Next time you make a new account in order to comment here, I'll report all of your accounts for harassment. 
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TheBretay Featured By Owner Oct 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
While he probably has some of his points wrong, not all of them are. The bible does say a rapist should marry and support the woman he rapes, but I think this was a sort of punishment for him. The idea is since he took "ownership" of the woman (that's how they saw it back then) he should take full responsibility and thus support her and the child. The point is some things in the bible are outdated, that's all.
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LE2 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2014
At least if Twain brought up something in the Bible he didn't understand someone would try to explain it to him rather than just "Oh, sweetie, don't worry your pretty head about it!" like I got.
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fiskefyren Featured By Owner Edited Aug 10, 2014
That's the worst... I've always hated people like that... so dishonest, they have no fucking clue what's about either... like the part where Noah gets so drunk that he passes out... I seriously can't find out what's going on, did the son want to fuck his father or his mother? :I
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LE2 Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2014
The language they use is so vague you can barely tell.
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